Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ayin!

1. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's ayin supply! (Go Japs!)
2. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is ayin. (Goddamn... i guess i should stop mooning people huh ())
3. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into ayin! (Haha! anybody wanna try this??? ())
4. When provoked, ayin will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker. (swivel?! Damn I'm THAT flabby...)
5. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill ayin!
6. Ayin has 118 ridges around the edge.
7. Early thermometers were filled with ayin instead of mercury. (I measure heat lol)
8. Ayin cannot swim! (The only thing in this stupid shit thats true...)
9. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes ayin.
10. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become ayin on New Year's Day. (ROFLMAO!)